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Puppies (by funnyvalentine9)

		GRANT
	(introducing himself)
Alan Grant.  Tell me, what kind of metabolism do they
have?  What's their growth rate?
	(or)
rate of growth.

		MULDOON
They're lethal at eight months.  And I do lethal.  I've
hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these 
things move - -

		GRANT
Fast for biped?

		MULDOON
Cheetah speed.  Fifty, sixty miles per hour if they ever
got out in the open.  And they're astonishing jumpers.

		HAMMOND
Yes, yes, yes, which is why we take extreme precautions.
They viewing area below us will have eight-inch tempered 
glass set in reinforced steel frames to - -

		GRANT
Do they show intelligence?  With the brain cavity like 
theirs we assumed - -

		MULDOON
They show extreme intelligence, even problem solving. 
Especially the big one.  We bred eight originally, but 
when she came in, she took over the pride and killed all 
but two of the others.  That one - -when she looks at 
you, you can see she's thinking (or) working things 
out.  She's the reason we have to feed 'em like this.  
She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders 
came.

		ELLIE
The fences are electrified, right?

		MULDOON
That's right.  But they never attack the same place 
twice.  They were testing the fences for weaknesses.  
Systematically.  They remembered.

Game of Thrones, 1x09, “Baelor”